Peeeenk is da new black...

whathappenedtocharlotte:

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

God I fucking love her. 

(Source: branstarks, via stripperlecki)

tinalikesbutts:

I prefer this version and I’m not even a brony

(Source: patrickkingart, via stripperlecki)

blowmecas:

This post just speaks so many different emotions

(Source: aaronpaulz, via t4yy-r4yy-vengckles)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via t4yy-r4yy-vengckles)

surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:
surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.
You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles




The people have spoken

My hand slipped.


The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:


Here’s your meme


Oh my god I love you guys so much

surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:

surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

The people have spoken

My hand slipped.

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The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

Here’s your meme

Oh my god I love you guys so much

(via hands0me--jackass)

lilysinthefall:

best use of an iPhone

hands down.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via hands0me--jackass)

natanuland:

if you’ve ever wanted a gif of Marilyn Manson pushing Chris Evans well here u go - Imgur

natanuland:

if you’ve ever wanted a gif of Marilyn Manson pushing Chris Evans well here u go - Imgur

(via my-0wn-anchor)

Made a new purse today. #Iloveit #youjealousyet #disney #ursula #cruella #maleficent #theevilqueen

Made a new purse today. #Iloveit #youjealousyet #disney #ursula #cruella #maleficent #theevilqueen

Fox took it down earlier, suggesting that it’s official test footage. Whatever that means. And it sounds like Ryan Reynolds to me.

(Source: capwidows, via winters0ldiers)

spaceparked:

caps—butt:

caps—butt:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

(via the-arkenstone)

misterackles:

theplaid-wearingmoose:

demonhunting:

ssjdebusk:

buttsexalecki:

JENSEN CALLED JARED CRYING

HE SAID “JARED SHE’S A GIRL, I HAVE A BABY GIRL”

AND JARED FUCKING CRIED WITH HIM ON THE PHONE

add me to the list of people crying rn

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HOW DO WE KNOW THIS INFORMATION PLS I MUST KNOW

(Source: mpregalecki, via ibroughtutolifesoicanhearuscream)

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline, via nehoymenyoy)

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via dudegetwiththe-winchesters)